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THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL - Bearded Theory 2024 - IT IS GUESSWORK Wednesday 22nd May

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Convoy Cabaret

Amy Thatcher and Francesca Knowles
Congratulations
Lyon and Bird (From Holy Moly and the Crackers)
Pet Needs
Henge

The Something Else Tea Tent

Open – subject, of course, to faff
Sam Tucker?
Phil Cudworth

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THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL - Bearded Theory 2024 - IT IS GUESSWORK Thursday 23rd May

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The Pallet

Drum Machine
Tarantism
Battlesnake
Sprints
Dutty Moonshine Big Band
Soft Play

Convoy Cabaret

Andrea Kenny
Total Luck
BERRIES
Cucamaras
Da Googie
Grandmas House
Bleach Lab
Chris Hawkins DJ Set
Silent Disco

The Something Else Tea Tent

Spinsta
Scott Doonican
Lo Fi Jones
Ruby Kelly
Dan Ottewell
Sam Draisey
Gurt Dog
Boom Boom Racoon
Maggie presents Fuzzbox
Queer as f*CK Disco

Big Ed

Big Beat Bangers
A history of Rave
Music for the Jilted Generation

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THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL - Bearded Theory 2024 - IT IS GUESSWORK Friday 24th May

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The Pallet

Hotwax
Pip Blom
Ibibio Sound Machine
Peat & Diesel
The Big Moon
Bob Vylan
Dexys
Future Islands

Meadow

Headmix Collective
Saint Agnes
Ist Ist
Lambrini Girls
Bis
Panic Shack
Chameleons
Marika Hackman
Therapy?
New Model Army
Cinema – The Big Lebowski

The Woodland

Girl Scout
Meryl Streek
Trout
LIINES
Headsticks
His Lordship
Katie Malco
[spunge]
The Bar Stool Preachers
Jane Weaver
Silent Disco

Maui Waui

Chrome and Illinspired
Randy Pandy Hand Shandy Band
Brad Dear
Hot Tramp
The Barefoot Bandits
The High Points
The Mighty Flux
Big Band of Boom
Son of Jim

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Convoy Cabaret

Gen & The Degenerates
Dudes
The Twistettes
Wytch Pykcknyck
Who Killed the Bear
Rites of Hadda
Doss
Karl Phillips and the Rejects
Giro Babies
Random Hand
Flapsandwich & Trav Chav

The Something Else Tea Tent

Alice Nicholls
One Eyed King
Nick Parker
Brewers Daughter
My Mate Dave
The Lunar Trixies
Flo + The Escape Lane
I, Doris
Tarantism Disco
Muddy Summers & the DFWs

CODA

Who knows, might be nothing
Drum Machine
DJ Ginge
Bez’s Acid House
Utah Saints
Leeroy Thornhil
Roni Size

Big Ed

Funk and Soul Club
Wow! That's what I call 80's!
Greg Zogg
Drum and Bass Origins: Jungle
90's House, Dance Anthems & Trance Classics

Catton Fiddle

Karaoke

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THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL - Bearded Theory 2024 - IT IS GUESSWORK Saturday 25th May

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Prima Queen
Pet Needs
Goat Girl
Punk Rock Factory
Jim Bob
Wargasm
Sleaford Mods
Janes Addiction

Meadow

Omega Nebula
The Meffs
Sonic Boom Six
BDRMM
Green Lung
Do Nothing
The March Violets
3 Daft Monkeys
Chainska Brassika
Orbital
Cinema – Back to the Future

The Woodland

Beans on Toast
Jess Silk
Razzomo
Ben Brown
Jeshua Marshal
Samantics
Kitty Liv
Slamboree Soundsystem
Beans on Toast
BC Camplight
Silent Disco

Maui Waui

Thy Last Drop
Common Culture
Emma O'Reilly
Project Mork
The Cain Pit
Shanghai Treason
Klonk
Veeblefetzer
DJ From London

Convoy Cabaret

John Robbs the Art of Darkness
Spanner
Daffodildos
Kildren
One Eyed God
Dogshite
Fidget and the Twitchers
The Menstrual Cramps
The Blunders
My Bad Blunder
China Shop Bull
Jah Scoop/Chris Liberator

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The Something Else Tea Tent

Beardy Keef's Memorial Uke Ellington Jam
Pog
Common Culture
Attila the Stockbroker
Steve White and the Protest Family
Abdoujaprov
Interrobang?!
Irie Fire
Tarantism acoustic disco

CODA

Comedy
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Drum Machine
Greg Zogg
Bentley Rhythm Ace
808 State (DJ Set)
CODA DJ's
Orbital (DJ Set)

Big Ed

Reggae Brunch
DJ Ginge
Hacienda - Acid House Classics
Disco Divas
Britpop vs Madchester
A History of Drum and Bass

Catton Fiddle

Karaoke

Rum Bus

Pet Needs

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THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL - Bearded Theory 2024 - IT IS GUESSWORK Sunday 26th May

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The Bar Steward Sons of Val Doonican
Penetration
Bodega
Gentleman's Dub Club
Ferocious Dog
Dry Cleaning 
Dinosaur Jr
Amyl and the Sniffers

Meadow

Problem Patterns
Oneda
Katherine Priddy
English Teacher
Bodega play Bob Dylan
Les Savy Fav
Desperate Journalist
The Orb
Stereo MC's
Baxter Dury
Cinema – Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Woodland

Full Flower Moon Band
Clara Mann
Viji
Melin Melyn
Slope
Big Special
Ed Tudor Pole
Don Letts
Michael Head
Tom McGuire and the Brassholes

Maui Waui

Juke Box Jerry - 70s Glam rock
Omnivibes
The Buskerteers
Jolly Grogsters
State of Satta
Punch the Sky
Best Dressed Disco
Old Time Sailors

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Convoy Cabaret

Unfunfair
Luvdump
Zombie Met Girl
Bosmags
Anarchistwood
Doghouse
Last Tree Squad
Dissident Noize Factory
Riskee & The Ridicule

The Something Else Tea Tent

Sophie Sparham
Dead Anyway
Star Botherers
Laura Taylor
Cherry and Peesh
Dryadic
Joe Solo
Bemis
Verbal Warning
Army of Skanks

CODA

CODA Sunday = guesswork
Comedy
Comedy
The Orb (DJ Set)
Aid Todd
Steve Davis & Kavus Torabi
System 7

Big Ed

Sunday Hangover Chillout Session
Nu Disco
K-Klass
Fabio and Grooverider
Big Ed Closing Party

Catton Fiddle

Karaoke

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